Google Voice Poetry

The coolest feature about the Android is its excellent voice recognition capabilities. I like to send it difficult or unintelligible syntax, and I appreciate how the software seems to understand part-of-speech and grammar so well that it makes complete sentences out of what I dictate:

You'll have to wait for the Apes to happen

They keep some noise

The evening has no eyes

Nothing undoing the drawers in the middle of this s*** shoe box

I think that, somewhere on the Internet, a microcontroller is crying.